Bye Bye Britboy.
As I'm sure you have noticed I haven't been posting in a while. To be honest I'm not sure what I'm going to do about this little blog of mine. It has been a big part of my life for a few years now...
Therefore I'm going to be taking a break until I decide what is best to do. I'm working on some other very exciting projects at the moment and I sincerely hope that any readers I still have will take a look at them when they surface. The way I'm feeling right now I'm not going to continue with the celebrity blog but Britboy in L.A. might morph into something entirely different...
I'm sorry to those of you who have emailed me asking when I will update again, and I don't want to keep your hopes up. I don't want to say this is the end because it isn't... this is just goodbye for a while and there is something even more exciting round the corner!
Thank you to everyone who has ever read, commented on, emailed me about, written about, talked about or told a friend about my blog, it means a hell of a lot to me. I hope to entertain you all again very soon with something different!
p.s. If you are severely emotionally scarred by the departure of Britboy then visit http://www.youtube.com/alexxshannon
and check out some skits I recently filmed with some friends.
p.p.s: This post is actually my 400th! Do i have good timing or what?
Topanga gets arrested!
Danielle Fishel who starred as Topanga on "Boy meets World" was arrested for drunk driving on Thursday! Whaat?
Maybe I'm stupid but I don't get why so many people are arrested for drunk driving?...I mean...its a pretty easy thing to avoid...just don't drink when you are driving..I don't see why it's difficult.
All I can say about this is........CORRRRREYYYYYY!
Lindsay Lohan might be off the wagon again.
Lindsay Lohan has been spotted around town constantly holding a packet of Ariva nicotine tablets at any opportunity. It appears that the Lohan wants us all to believe that she is reformed and attempting to give up all her old addictions...hmmmm....
In fact it has recently come to light that Lindsay may be being paid by Australian Andy Valmorbida to promote the nicotine replacement in paparazzi photographs.
That might be slightly more believable if she hadn't been spotted smoking INSIDE IHop on December 11th. After attending a house party alongside Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis the Lohan decided that some late night pancakes were in order and decided to light up in the restaurant even though it is against California law! It is believed that a waiter approached Lohan and instead of asking her to put out the cigarette asked her to move to a table where the paparazzi couldn't bother her! Um....What?
This comes just days after reports that Lohan was seen drinking from a water bottle filled with Vodka at a Los Angeles nightclub.
Lindsay holding Ariva:
Smoking it up at IHop:
I guess any publicity for IHop is good publicity!
Labels: druggie, the lohan
Paris Hilton promotes her canned wine.
You may be wondering what is going on in these photos, or you may just be scratching out your own eyes and vomiting, either way this is Paris Hilton's idea of promoting something...in this case her new canned wine, yes, canned wine, "Rich Prosseco".
Firstly the name of the wine sounds like someone Paris is dating and got an STD from, secondly who in their right mind is going to buy wine in a can endorsed by Paris Hilton? Here are some more shots from her promotion campaign.
Apparently nothing says "I've got some canned wine to promote" more than crotch shots and pleather.
Labels: ew, paris
Ashley Tisdale gets a new nose.
Christmas came early for "High School Musical" star Ashley Tisdale who has been showing off her new nose at Christmas events across America this week. Ashley allegedly had the surgery to correct a deviated septum.
The general public response to her new look has been negative. What do you think?
Here is an older pic:
To be totally honest I think the difference is pretty tiny.
Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant at 16..surprise!
Britney Spears' 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn has confirmed that she is 12 weeks pregnant, and the father is her longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge, 18.
Nickelodeon, the network behind her hit show "Zoey 101" released the following statement:
"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."
Some other highlights:
Nickelodeon may air a special on teen pregnancy hosted by Linda Ellerbee.
Jamie Lynn and the father of her child Casey Aldridge may no longer be an item.
Lynne Spears' book on parenting tips is being postponed.
Britney did not know about the pregnancy until it was released to the press.
I really don't know what to say about all this, mainly because I don't really care. So she's pregnant..big deal! Is it really that much of a shock? She comes from the Spears family. I honestly wouldn't be shocked at this point if it turned out that KFed's evil twin JFred was the father of the baby, their whole life is so "Days of our Lives".
The only thing that could shock me now is if Britney started reading Proust and working for the United Nations.
Labels: babies, britney
Britney Spears: This MUST be intentional
Britney was out and about the other day and took her tripleventicaramelmochaextracream frappucino obession to the next level. I didn't even know they MADE a drink this big...
I'm beginning to wonder at this point if Britney knows how much press her stupid antics are getting her and she is doing it on purpose? I mean..if you were constantly being ridiculed for drinking frappuccinos would you really slather one all over your face in the presence of the paparazzi? I think not...
Maybe Britney is a lot smarter than we all think?
or even more stupid?
Labels: britney, ew
Holy Joan Van Ark!
There really isn't that much I can say about this photo, mainly because I just ate and writing about this photo involves looking at the screen.
Let me just say...considering cosmetic surgery? Maybe take a look at this photo and then go spend the money on something else...
My long rant of the day: Lauren Conrad
Ok, so I was at the tree lighting ceremony/event/celebration at the Grove in Los Angeles today (don't judge me I like the holidays, ok?) and Lauren Conrad of "The Hills" and "Laguna Beach" fame was there. People literally went apeshit and nearly started beating eachother to death to get a better view when she appeared on stage as if it was the second coming of the Messiah.
Now don't get me wrong I think Lauren Conrad is ok, I mean her hair is shiny and she has a throaty voice like a puppy that swallowed some detergent... but she's just no Jesus..I mean..she probably doesn't even eat carbs, let alone feed 4000 people with one loaf of bread and a fish. (As a sidenote I always thought that was the best bible story..like Jesus was some kind of a magician..oh except for the one where he moves the giant rock and escapes out of the cave at Easter..that was AWESOME. Jesus was totally like an olden-times David Blaine, except..you know..rockin' a longer beard and stuff.)
Oh my god, Lauren Conrad has rubbed off on me, before you know it I will be creating unnecessary turmoil in my everyday life, wearing headbands and finding holding my venti nonfat latte "exhausting".
PS: It would be pretty cool if Lauren Conrad could perform miracles, then I might watch "The Hills" more instead of wanting to tear my own eyes out just when I hear the theme tune. Knowing Lauren though she would use her powers to get Prada pumps in her size and to help her decide between dating annoying bastard guy and arrogant twat guy.
PS2: I am a massive hypocrite because we all know that if I were offered $70,000 per episode to be on "The Hills" I would totally jump at the chance. Hell I would proclaim Lauren Conrad the Messiah myself and make all my family convert to Conradism if that happened.
Whyyy can't this happen to me?
Probably because I only post once every 9 years these days, but anyway...
CBS has just purchased Dotspotter
a blog that gets even less traffic than this one for $10 MILLION!
For the full story click here.
I'm just going to go and heat up some food that I found in the alley behind my apartment.