BritBoy in L.A.: 2005-08-07

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Orl woman

Now, here is a biiig problem with guys that have long hair, I should know as I have the same problem. Orlando has transitioned from looking bohemian to actually looking like a middle aged woman.

More specifically a middle aged Northern woman from Huddersfield...

Called Sheila.

K Fed steps it up a notch

As you can see by these pictures K Fed has taken his "wigga" status to a whole new level by getting braids. It didn't look good on David Beckham and it looks worse on him....

It's kind of like if i started wearing a gold tooth and calling myself Mc Pimp Yo' Ass...

Ridiculous.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Lindsay in London: PERMANENTLY!!!

LINDSAY LOHAN IS MOVING TO LONDON!! According to thesuperficial.com "She wants to spend more time in the city because her favourite clubs are here (Boujis, Prophecy's Kabaret, and Met Bar), She likes the people here ('I don't get as much shit from people in London,' she says. 'Everyone's a little more laid back.'), and the guys are 'hotter' ('Your accents are so hot!)."

So where would she want to live? "Either Notting Hill or Knightsbridge,"

Lindsay will join celebs such as Gwen Stefani, Jude Law, Sienna Miller, and um...Geri Halliwell in the high class enclave of West London. Kind of ironic that she is moving to Notting Hill (where I used to live) and I am moving to L.A.

Ironic...i'm not sure how...but it sounded good...

Here are the previously promised pics of Lindsay on a night out at London nightclub Boujis. You can read the previous Lindsay in London story HERE

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Brit Split: Kiera Knightley

Keira Knightley has split with her long term boyfriend of 2 years, Irish model Jamie Dornan. As much as this is bad news for Keira, it's pretty much the best news ever for every other male on the planet. Especially me as my cousin knows her and has agreed to set us up...

When I say my cousin "knows her" I mean more "lives near her and has never spoken to her"

and when I say "set up" I mean "stalk"...

Alexx Jr.

What did I do today? Something that was so vital when I have so many urgent matters to attend to? I bought a doll designed for young children because I thought it looked like me and was wearing a cool t shirt...I am such a 5 year old girl...

When celebrities get fat: Britney Spears

Fat, Pregnant....Whatever....

Sunday, August 07, 2005

US TV imports: LOST

I am sooo effing excited, season one of lost premieres in the UK on Wednesday, I have heard so much about this show from my friends in the US..I can't wait to see it! Its kind of annoying that I'll only see about 2 episodes before I leave for L.A. and I'm sure the US is already on like season 37 over there..why is UK TV so behind?

Anyway as I am a complete geek when it comes to all things film and TV I stumbled across a website for the fictional airliner used in Lost (Oceanic Air) There are a couple of surprises and easter eggs if you try hard enough..I'm sure that will keep me occupied until Wednesday.

OCEANIC AIR

PLEASE CAN I ASK THAT NOONE LEAVE ANY COMMENTS THAT COULD BE SPOILERS..I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN!

I'm on my way!

The official countdown to my year in L.A has begun! I leave London in three weeks and am completely unprepared..BUT SOOOO EXCITED! I think actually living in L.A. as opposed to flitting back and forth is going to be a huge culture shock..oh well, any wierd and wonderful incidents will be posted here for you all to revel in! It's almost reality TV...without the TV part!

Robin Cook Dies

Former foreign secretary Robin Cook has died aged just 59 after a fall while mountain walking. The Labour MP was walking with his wife and friends along the summit of Ben Stack in the Highlands when he collapsed.

He is thought to have suffered a head injury.Mr Cook's second wife Gaynor tried to resuscitate him for nearly 40 minutes before he was taken by air ambulance�to a hospital in Inverness at around 2.30pm. It is believed she had to ask other walkers to dial 999 for help as they had no means of communication themselves. Mr Cook, MP for Livingston since 1983,�was not breathing when paramedics reached him and was pronounced dead at Raigmore Hospital in Inverness at�4.05pm.
My thoughts and prayers are with his friends and family, for the full story click HERE