Opening of club LAX
Everyone, well everyone worth mentioning was at the opening of DJ AM's new club LAX in L.A., it was a veritable who's who of young Hollywood: Lindsay Lohan looked skinny  Mischa Barton looked skinnier  Nicole Richie looked skinniest (but kind of good)  Jesse Metcalfe looked like a human "Ken" doll  Wilmer Valderrama was just happy to be invited (why is he still famous?)  Jessica Simpson was unaware of the scary (and shocked) looking man behind her  Kelly Osbourne looked like a fat baby that had found a drag queen's wardrobe 
Got Joss?
 Joss Stone is the newest celebrity to star in a "got milk?" campaign. This photo may be one of the most unattractive I have ever seen, and not just of Joss, but of anyone. She looks like she got drunk, came home and collapsed on the floor in her basement, reached for a glass of milk, drank some and then realised it was stale. This photo was taken just before she pukes everywhere. Mmmmm sure makes me want milk.
Poor Jude!
Ok, so several of you have emailed me asking if I'm going to put the now infamous nude pics of Jude Law on my site. To be honest I feel kind of sorry for him, to have the world look at you naked is bad enough..but to have bitchy New York journalists making fun of your stuff is even worse. Just read what page six wrote: In snapshots that recall George Costanza�s infamous �shrinkage� episode on �Seinfeld,� the love-rat actor�s meager manhood is on full display as he changes into a swimsuit outside his mother Maggie Law�s house in Vaudelnay, France. He�s no Tommy Lee, that�s for sure,� sighed one unimpressed publicist who viewed copies of the paparazzi pix obtained by PAGE SIX. So, I decided to compromise, I'll post the pics with some slight modifications..that way if Jude Law ever looks at my website the pictures will make him happy and not suicidal, therefore I have put some things that make me happy in the pictures... Some nice flowers...  A happy unicorn...  A small car full of elves...hooray!  So, if that wasn't good enough you can check out the unedited pics HERE, definately NSFW ..sorry but I'm not about to turn my blog into some sort of British actor brothel..
Madonna Injured! (and today is my birthday)
 Ok, so I know I just said I wouldn't be posting today because of MY BIRTHDAY, but I changed my mind..I'm allowed to do that, I'm 21 now. Anyway, maybe you have heard that TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, well yesterday was Madonna's, and how did she celebrate? By falling off a horse and breaking her ribs, collarbone and hand. Jesus, it's just like this woman to try and upstage me on MY BIRTHDAY... All I can say is she shouldn't have been riding a horse in the first place, that's what pretending to be English does... For the full story click HERE
BritBoy's Birthday!
It's after midnight which means it's officially my 21st birthday!! how scary is that? I already feel older and wiser. I can now officially drink in the US, which means nothing as I have been able to drink here for 3 years...hmmm...so why is 21 supposed to be so monumental again? Because I probably won't be posting much today I shall let you in on a treat, if a somewhat politically incorrect one. I'm in the party mood and you should be too, so why not visit fatchicksinpartyhats.com? Click the image of the joyful party below to go there. I'm off to spend money I don't have...bye... 
Posh does Cavalli
   It is rumoured that Victoria Beckham has signed a hefty deal with fashion designer Roberto Cavalli to become the face of his new women's line. Here she is, pictured aboard Cavalli's yacht where she was seen drinking champagne, smoking a cigar and generally looking ridiculous. Now, I'm no fashion designer but picking someone with a personal sense of style that includes a stetson, cut off studded jacket, large sunglasses and more jewellery than Liberace would not be top of my list.
BritBoy Petition: MAKE LUCY FAMOUS!
 Now, this is somewhat of a sore point for me. Lucy Davis formerly of "the office" is beautiful, self-effacing, very very funny and a great actress...so why isn't she more famous? The woman even admitted that when she first came to L.A. people thought she was pregnant because she wasn't stick thin, what makes the story even better is that she went along with it out of embarrasment....love it! Instead we have Kate Bosworth as an example of acting chops! Please, if Kate Bosworth was stuck on a pirate ship and told to act or be fed to sharks, what would happen? She would die. What would Lucy Davis do? Probably dazzle them with her talent before distracting them with a hand puppet of her fake baby and pushing the pirates off the ship. See, that's the difference between stars and wannabes... ....pirate distraction with baby puppets.
Grandma Simpson
 When did Ashlee Simpson turn 85? I wish someone had told me, I would have sent her some fudge and an orthopaedic back pillow.
Big Brother ENDS
 So, after numerous weeks of bitching, naked jacuzzi-ness, bucking broncos and um...wine bottles...Anthony, the blandest man to ever live won Big Brother 2006. The final between Eugene and Anthony was the closest in the history of Big Brother. I would say that I hate Anthony but that's kind of like saying you hate a potato, I just don't feel strongly enough to dislike him..he's just there.... Makosi should have won, however evil and/or psychologically damaged she was, she made an INCREDIBLE housemate...plus she looked absolutley stunning on eviction night, it's a shame she got booed.  Now I have to find another way to fill my time, no more watching the housemates sleep at 4am while eating honey nut cornflakes....hmmm...
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