BritBoy in L.A.: 2005-09-11

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Be Prepared for the Sprouse Twins invasion!!

You may remember them as the little boy from "Big Daddy"...or if like me you have an unhealthy Disney channel obsession from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". Now, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have chosen the 13 year old twins Dylan and Cole Sprouse as the faces of their new boy's divison. With the brand name of D.C. Sprouse, Cole and Dylan will be the face of a division that will include DVD movies, CDs and other merchandise for the Olsens' Dualstar Entertainment Group, the newspaper reported Monday.

Home video sales and product sponsorships ranging from a fashion line to toothpaste have made the "Mary-Kate and Ashley" brand a billion-dollar enterprise. Each twin is estimated to be worth more than $150 million US.

..in short what does this mean? It means that Dylan and Cole are bloody lucky, they are set to become the most famous and rich male twins in the world..

...damn my lack of an identical twin...maybe if i fashion one from everyday household items Mary Kate and Ashley will pay me billions of dollars to front another Dualstar division?

I'm off to make a ladle look like me..

Breaking News: Britney Bursts!!

Courtesy of Yahoo News: Britney Spears has given birth to a baby boy, Us Weekly reported. The baby was born Wednesday by Caesarean section at the Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center in California, the magazine said. No other details were available. A call to Spears' publicist by The Associated Press wasn't immediately returned. It is the first child for the 23-year-old pop star and her husband, Kevin Federline. Federline, 27, has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson

Hooray LONDON has been born...finally..hasn't she been preganant for like 2 years?

...oh and the pic is fake....

Victoria is pointless

A UK poll associated with the tv show "The Death of Celebrity" has voted Victoria Beckham as the "most pointless" celebrity.

Um...I'm no celebrity poll professor but surely the people of the UK are forgetting someone....

...um....

...our favourite chav?....

...JODIE MARSH!....

Victoria Beckham used to have a huge singing career and now makes a career out of pouting and bronzing, but even that is more than Jodie Marsh, the woman who makes a living out of wearing candy bikinis...her JOB is to be photographed wearing sweets!!!???!!! Oh i give up trying to educate the UK about levels of celebrity pointlessness....