BritBoy in L.A.: 2005-10-30

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Dieting gone mad...

This is why I love L.A...

Friday, November 04, 2005

Madonna, humping, gas and more...

Two songs that I was really underwhelmed by when I first heard of them are now growing on me..."Can I Have It Like That" by Pharrell and Gwen Stefani and "Hung Up" by Madonna (Links will open iTunes music store)

How old is Madonna now anyway? Like 70? and she is still humping jukeboxes? Dont believe me? Click HERE Clicking link will start download of "Hung Up" Video...look out for humping...

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Also, I fear that Madge has succombed to Jlo syndrome aka letting her ass rule her career..did you know it has its own publicist? well it does..and it would like you to address it as Princess Althea Kabbalabutt...

Althea in action...

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Even big stars slip up sometimes...

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Ummmm.....

Here is the downside of plastic surgery...

Updates...

Just a quick note to say that updates may be a little (or very) slow
over the next few days as I am trying to get the site redesigned....keep
checking back though...emails will go out for the big day!

Thursday, November 03, 2005

The Third Olsen Twin!

Today someone told me that I dress like a male olsen twin?? wtf? Did they mean I dress like a jetsetting billionaire with a vast entertainment empire? No...they meant I dress like a homeless person.

or maybe they meant my fondness for horribly mismatched clothes?

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Or my need to show my delicate pink thong everywhere i go?

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Nope, must be because I chain smoke while wearing a ratty old robe

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Actually I think it was just because I was wearing ripped jeans sunglasses and holding a massive cup of coffee...

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Don't you love massive coffee..it makes me feel like a tiny elf...hmmm...

Hey its not all bad, at least they didn't say I dress like a male Ashlee Simpson...bahahahahahaha....

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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The New James Bond

Ok, so Daniel Craig has been announced as the new James Bond...to be honest that is about as interesting as someone telling me that my next door neighbour eats cheese..I want to know who the new bond girl will be...speculation is rife at the moment with everyone from Angelina Jolie to Mischa Barton to Jennifer Aniston being mentioned.
For me though there is only one possible choice...........

KEIRA KNIGHTLY!

Look, she can be the angelic sidekick....

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Or the mischevious nemesis....

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In fact I think they should rename the James Bond Series to "The Adventures of Keira Knightly in a devil catsuit"....now thats a movie I'd go see...

Keep Halloween alive: PART TWO

Ok, joint second place goes to two groups from the Hollywood Halloween parade aka THE BIGGEST HALLOWEEN PARTY ON EARTH...We have some ballerinas (on crack)

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And an Indian Tribe (also on crack)

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DISCLAIMER: When I use the term "on crack" I mean "a crazy version of", I'm not actually endorsing drug use...If I was this blog would be called "Crackwhore in L.A." or "WhitneyandBobby.blogspot.com"...or...ok I'll stop now....

LUCY DAVIS...WHAT HAPPENED?

You may remember that back in August I started a petition to make Lucy Davis from "The Office" famous in America HERE ...well my petition worked! Lucy has been offered 3 major movie roles in a very short space of time; "The TV Set", "Funny Farm" and "Garfield 2". I can't help but notice that Lucy has changed a lot though, Sky News is reporting that she has lost nearly 3 stone...WHY does this happen as soon as people move to Hollywood? I just moved to Hollywood and can't stop eating Taco Bell and Krispy Kreme!!

Anyway here is what Lucy used to look like...ADORABLE
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Versus Lucy now...GENERIC...sorry its true...just another Bosworth/Witherspoon/Murphy/Miller...*yawn* I expected better from Lucy..

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Keep Halloween alive: PART ONE

In the spirit of keeping Halloween alive for as long as possible I have decided to bring you my top 3 costumes of Halloween....Joint at number 3 are...
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AN OOMPA LOOMPA!! Look at the effort that went into this costume! The girl even got a Donatella style tan going on! I love this....maybe a little too much...

And...what is an Oompa Loompa without Charlie? There were quite a few Charlies but I chose this one because she was a waitress at Barney's Beanery and gave me extra onion rings....ok?

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Monday, October 31, 2005

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Happy Halloween everyone, this is my first American halloween and I
intend to make the most of it...in fact I will still be celebrating it
in December...