Monday, January 30, 2006

Raggedy Anne




Oh look, the hobo who lives at the bottom of my street in an old shopping cart has emerged to say hello. I guess she doesn't like being photographed as she collects her bottletops to create sculptures of weasels to sell by the road.

Wait, my mistake, that isn't a 65 year old homeless woman, thats billionaire teen mogul Mary Kate Olsen. Now, there was a time when I actually believed that MK was pretty stylish..those days are gone...take away the Chanel purse and she actually looks like she lives on the street.

Doesn't she know that fame is all about tailored designer clothes, lavish spending sprees and..you know...washing. Can't MK ever understand that it's what's on the outside that counts?









2 Comments:

Anonymous Rach said...
Alex,
You've let the team down! I think she looks lovely!
I would say it's quite 'in' over here in the uk!
ooooohhhhhhh.....maybe you need to pop back home for a while, have a cuppa! and then re-evaluaate her look!
Just kiddin!
You'll hate me now!lol

Rach @ 7:31 AM, January 31, 2006  
Blogger K. said...
You are so right. Her and Ashley always look like bums. I remember coming out of the bathroom at the library at NYU and she walked in, if I hadn't known it was her I would have called for security to remove the old hag, so much for money. Seemed like she didn't even know the meaning of water nor soap. Get a stylist for god sakes. @ 9:09 PM, January 31, 2006  
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