Pirates of the Caribbean 2 World Premiere!
I had the honour of attending the world premiere of "Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest" yesterday held at Disneyland. The event was insane to say the least, people were camped out from 6am in the morning just hoping for a glimpse of some of the stars!
I have come to know and love the red carpet format of premieres, think of it as the celebrity food chain, the lower down you are, the earlier you arrive...
First come the people you cannot name:
Like these two from dancing with the stars..i think the guy is called John..or Joe...or Dave...or Bill...or something...
Then come the vaguely familiar people
Ashley Tisdale from Disney Channel
Channing Tatum from..well..I'm sure he's been in something..
Then come the slightly bigger names
Jennifer Love Hewitt
James Cameron
Helen Mirren, who by the way outshone most of the young actresses...she is HOT....
moving on...
Then the big guns
Keira first, looks like all my years of stalking finally payed off
She is breathtakingly beautiful, when I saw her in person I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, pee or vomit
I ended up doing all 4 at once
This was her reaction
But then she saw the funny side
and then she began to move away very very slowly
Then came Mr. Orlando Bloom himself
I wanted to think of something funny to yell at him..
I was going to go with WHORE-LANDO...just because it made me laugh...
But then he got closer, smiled, and my inner 14 year old girl swooned
I've decided that If I ever had to bat for the other team, I would want Orlando to be the one holding my bat.
Here is an artists impression of Johnny Depp since he turned up 3 hours late and then rushed through hardly taking any pictures, sorry but there is NO excuse for that.
Unless your helicopter was attacked by a giant albatross and forced to make an emergency landing at sea where you had to use your own daughter to fend off sharks...
MAYBE that would be an excuse
Here is what I think that would look like...
Sorry, I didn't colour the sky becuase it takes so damn long..who has time for shit like that? Anyway I'm getting distracted...
So, when all the big stars have gone in, who is left?
Why me of course!
Yes, I snuck my way onto the red carpet...I think the accent helped.
(Note how only one person is taking my picture)
So, what have we learned today?
1)That I lose control of all bodily functions in the presence of beautiful women
2)That I am oddly attracted to men who look like elves and elderly british actresses
3)and that Johnny Depp REALLY needs to learn how to paralyse an albatross in a burning helicopter
posted by BritBoy @ 3:28 PM
22 Comments:
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Stylisimon said...
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best blog entry everrrrrrrrr! WHOReLANDO!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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veryvera said...
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You are SO CUTE!!
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Anonymous said...
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This is a funny entry! @ 7:06 AM, June 26, 2006
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-h. said...
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brilliant! @ 10:30 AM, June 26, 2006
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Anonymous said...
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Johnny didn't show up 3 hours late. He was signing autographs for fans and there are pictures of him all over the wire services so he did take pictures and he did give interviews with several of the outlets there. He also spent time with several kids from the "Make A Wish" foundation.
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Tia said...
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I'm reading your blog from the airport. And I'm trying not to laugh too loud. You don't want people to think you're crazy while you're at the airport.
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Anonymous said...
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Hey i was at the premiere towards the entrance of where everyone was coming in and johnny depp was so nice and he was out there almost 2 and a half hours signing stuff for people taking pictures. he was great it was the red carpet that was too long, so by the time he was around the bend he didn't have time to stop @ 2:33 PM, June 26, 2006
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Erin said...
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You're hot. @ 5:08 PM, June 26, 2006
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Erin said...
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You're hot. @ 5:09 PM, June 26, 2006
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Kelle said...
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OMFG! You look like Orlando!!!!
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deusxmac said...
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i love you. lmao. @ 7:09 PM, June 26, 2006
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Jo said...
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Damn, is that really you? Hot! ^^ @ 12:12 AM, June 27, 2006
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Mommie Dearest said...
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never doubt the divine Mr. Depp again. I said there would be an explanation. Eat your words boy. @ 1:41 PM, June 27, 2006
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dreadpiratecuervo said...
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You are just TOO cute! @ 1:48 PM, June 27, 2006
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Tiffany said...
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cute picture @ 9:45 PM, June 27, 2006
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chantelle said...
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i was there too, since 5:30 in the morning! johnny was pretty lame, the disney security guards made him like run by us and he was with a huge entourage led by marilyn manson and orlando got hidden in it.. but kiera knightley was soooo nice @ 12:36 AM, June 29, 2006
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Philia said...
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This has got to be your greatest entry ever! Loved it loved it! @ 4:41 AM, June 30, 2006
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Anonymous said...
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nice blog....
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x Pirates-Fan x said...
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Hey u r soooo lucky! I'm hoping 2 go 2 the nxt potc premiere...
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Lisa said...
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Oh, lucky bastard, haha
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~ mary ~ said...
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Hey Brit Boy old chap! Please check out the greatest band of Pirates on Earth;
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Caroline said...
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You slimy bastard. Do you know why Johnny Depp was last getting there??? WELL DO YOU?!?!? beCAUSE he was signing autographs for 4 hours straight because he is a sweet person unlike YOU who do not have the brains to wait and hold your judgement before you know ANYTHING about what happened. You've made yourself out as a pretty big idiot now dude. @ 8:24 AM, December 21, 2006
Post a Comment | << Homeand im Loooooving the artists impressions... i never knew you had a budding picasso deep inside of you! <3 @ 6:03 PM, June 25, 2006
Great post
thats really cool that you were there.
:) @ 7:43 PM, June 25, 2006
I can understand you being upset for not getting a picture or an interview but don't misrepresent the situation. I did like the artist rendering of him, though. @ 12:33 PM, June 26, 2006
HA-HA-LARIOUS.... @ 12:43 PM, June 26, 2006
I need to move to Britain ;-0 @ 5:24 PM, June 26, 2006
Do you know when the London premiere of POTC 3 is??? @ 9:47 AM, August 16, 2006
Anyway ur blog is great! Its soooo funny made me laugh and laugh. Which sorta made me look like an idiot since i was in the school libary, then i got kicked out 4 making 2 much noise!!!
Lol
U rock! (check out my bebo and leave me a comment) @ 5:44 AM, September 10, 2006
Hey if anyone got any information about the PotC 3 premiere in London.... Please contact me: slipknot666lisa@gmail.com
I really want to go it :) @ 10:32 AM, October 28, 2006
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