BritBoy in L.A.: 2006-01-08

Thursday, January 12, 2006

I suck

MAJOR apologies for the lack of updates recently. I've started back at
school and have a new job so things are pretty crazy right now. Fret not
I have not abandoned you..but may have to have a few days off until
say...Monday?

How's that?

Great! See you then with all new content :-)

Monday, January 09, 2006

www.britboyla.com

Hooray BritBoy in L.A. is finally a registered domain, you can catch up on all the latest celebrity gossip and my other inane ramblings by bookmarking

www.britboyla.com

Much easier to remember and less typing...which is always good!

If you are stuck in your ways..much like, say Queen Elizabeth..you can still visit britboyla.blogspot.com for your regular fix of sugary pop culture goodness.

(p.s. is it just me or do I look like a cracked out 80 year old with a combover in this photo? That's kind of why I like it...)

Britney Vs Christina WE HAVE A WINNER!

I give you Britney Spears in Las Vegas...I would just like to remind you that this woman is a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE:

At what point when you are one of the most photographed people in the world do you decide to go out in disgusting old sweatpants with your belly hanging out, greasy hair and spots to go eat what looks like mayonnaise and ride in a cart?

I would just like to also remind you of what Britney used to look like:

I know she is airbrused but at least there was a decent something to airbrush..I guess thats what marrying a cheating, gold-digging hillbilly and having his child will do to you.

Who ever thought that Christina Aguilera would out-class Britney? Well she has..this is how a popstar should dress on a day off...

Britney take note:

1) skintight clothing

2) make up applied with a trowel

3)Soap and deodorant (THESE ARE VERY IMPORTANT)

4) no riding in carts or eating mayonnaise out of a jar and then opening your mouth (THATS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT)

Orlando Gloom

Apparantly Orlando Bloom had a bit of a diva...or is it divo? tantrum recently..according to femalefirst.co.uk

" Orlando Bloom reportedly shocked onlookers when he refused to walk down the red carpet at a star-studded premiere in London. The heartthrob actor - who was at the opening of Cirque du Soleil Alegria at the Royal Albert Hall - is also said to have got angry when photographers tried to snap him with girlfriend Kate Bosworth.

According to a report in Britain's News of the World newspaper, the actor also stayed in a private room at the after-show bash.When he decided to dance, Orlando allegedly demanded everyone else was cleared from the floor.

Here are some pics from the event

Orlando doesn't look too mad to me..and he doesn't seem like the type to have divo tantrums..if it were me I would totally be taking advantage of my fame and treating people like crap. I'd get a huge bunch of flowers and make my entourage count every petal while I pelted them with soil and yelled "BLOOM, BLOOM, I NEED MY FLOWERS TO BLOOM!...I'M ORLANDO BLOOM...ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN ME?"

...Yeah being Orlando Bloom must be fun.

Brit Bits

Paris Hilton has a double! (DListed)

Tara Reid's implants may be killing her (Pugbus)

Pink got married! (Pink is the New Blog)

Hilary and Chad called it quits! (Popbytes)

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Reese W.

Reese Witherspoon does W magazine

I hate it when I'm dressed up like an 8 year old girl on a photoshoot and need to pee...its the worst.

A vision of lard

Ok, I don't think I am overreacting when I say that ths may be the funniest thing in the history of the world ever. It's a photoshopped version of Mariah Carey's dvd which has been renamed 'The Constipation of Mimi'. The song list includes;

Honey

Seatbreaker

Shake it off (the lard remix)

Vision of Loin

Soy (I need you)

Bringin' on the heart attack

Creamlover

Endless Loaf

One Sweet Date

Don't forget asparagus

Didn't mean to turn your cooker on

Never too fat

Always be my bagel

Anytime you need a flan

..I think maybe they are saying that Mariah gained a little weight?

Taken from FadedYouth Also head over there for a full size version of the picture.

TomKat hunts another victim...

It looks like TomKat tried to convert another celebrity in Las Vegas this week

Ellen looks like shes about to soil herself.

BB and BB!

Here are some photos of the new Burger King commercial featuring Brooke Burke and the Burger King. All I can say is that this thing scares the living hell out of me.....

...and the Burger King is scary too....

hahah I'm so funny.