Britney sans Kevin
 Ok, so rumour after rumour is floating round that the breakup of the hillbilly couple Britney and KFed is imminent. In the past few days pictures have surfaced of Kevin looking cosy with some girl called Sandy Lakdar     and now Britney is vacationing in Hawaii with baby SPF but minus the Federline. Even more shocking is that she has been pictured for one of the first times since the marriage without a wedding ring on. In these photos below it looks as if she may have just dropped it in a bush...    Personally I think she is looking for her dignity... Sorry Britney, you won't find it there. Keep looking.
Je N'aime Pas!
 Ok, so for the first few minutes that I was looking at these pictures I thought they were a joke..I am still hoping somewhere in my heart that they are..Jaime Pressley has decided to launch a fashion line called J'aime. You can understand why I thought this was a joke right...the hair? the cheap clothes? the poses? the setting? and the fact that she is a comedy actress... It turns out that this is a serious fashion line. All I'm saying is that rather than naming the line "J'aime" which is French for "I like" and also a witty spin on her name..why not name it "Talonneur transvestite du sud de Londres" which is French for "South London Transvestite Hooker"... I think that is much more appropriate     
Ashlee Simpson laughs at sick children
 Now, it isn't normally easy to hate someone while they are performing charity work...with the possible exception of Ashlee Simpson..she was at the Beth Israel medical center this week and was just as hateable as ever. I wonder what the poor kids were thinking...    I swear if I was one of those poor kids I would have pulled my plug out.
DJ AM and Nicole Richie reunite
 DJ AM and Nicole Richie were spotted holding hands outside L.A. restaurant Mr Chow this week fuelling speculation that they are back together. It almost looks as if Nicole may have gained a bit of weight, she doesn't look so much like an 11 year old concentration camp victim in these photos. Maybe love agrees with her? Just as a side note...people who are notoriously skinny should not wear scarves with pictures of skulls on them...it isn't a very flattering comparison..like if Star Jones wore a scarf with a picture of Jabba the Hut on it.
Halle is berry berry pretty...
 Here are some more of Halle Berry's new Versace adverts where she looks too hot to even be human. Versace are very clever to associate their brand with beautiful women..studies have shown that women will subconsciously believe that buying Versace products will improve their physical appearance, while men believe that buying them will allow them to date women on a par with Halle Berry or Scarlett Johansson. Think that sounds absurd? Then why the hell am I sitting here surrounded by 16 lime green alligator Versace purses while wearing an overszied "I heart Halle" Tee shirt? You tell me.  
Cruise Cruises..
 Katie Holmes decided to bust out the maxi sized fake belly on a boat trip in Sydney Harbor...I can't help but be suspicious..unless I actually see Katie Holmes give birth myself and then take the baby for a DNA test immediately i am not buying it.  And what the hell is up with the Burberry? Is this 1998? 
BYE BYE SIENNA!
 In the best news I have heard all year..actually scrap that, in my entire life, Sienna Miller says she may quit acting! According to Ananova: Sienna Miller says she is considering quitting acting because of the press attention. Sienna, who is no longer dating Jude Law, says she hates being in the spotlight. According to The Sun she said: "If my life continues the way it's been in the last couple of months, or gets worse, then it's not worth it. I love my job but that level of scrutiny, that pressure, it's just not worth it - I'd rather not act than have that. I love England but I could live somewhere else if I had to." Please god don't let this be a mistake or a joke, like the time someone told me that drinking antifreeze would make me taller... I didn't end up any taller but did end up with internal 3rd degree burns, having my stomach pumped and blue skin for 3 days. Let's just say that if Sienna doesn't quit acting soon I will happily drink antifreeze again... and I'd finish the bottle.
Did Jessica Simpson get some work done?
 Because her face was looking mighty rubbery earlier this week  Please god don't let her be the next Fergie.
You can take the girl out of Britain...
 Kate Beckinsale chows down on a plate of chips (fries) and ketchup in Malibu before lighting up and enjoying a cigarette. I can't tell you how glad I am to see a Hollywood actress eating deep fried carbs. That is about as rare as seeing a purple unicycling dwarf handing out free $100,000,000 bills. Somehow the fact that she eats greasy British food and smokes just makes her even more attractive. Maybe after she finished her cigarette she downed a pint and belched the national anthem? That would be freaking hot.   
The Lohan does Premiere
 Lindsay Lohan's body confuses me..it changes proportions as often as her hair colour changes. So I guess the boobs are back? I bet you $10 that the next time we see her she'll have one giant one and one small one
2006 BAFTAS
 It was Brokeback Mountain's night at the 2006 BAFTAS where the movie scooped 4 awards including best film, best director, best adapted screenplay and best supporting actor. Now, I don't want to say I told you so...but I totally said that Jake Gyllenhaal was actually a better actor then Heath Ledger despite all the hype surrounding Heath's performance...who knows..maybe Heath will win the Oscar but Jake will always be the better actor in my book. Here is the full rundown of all the winners and sad sad losers ..i mean ...um ...runners up? Best Film BROKEBACK MOUNTAINCapote The Constant Gardener Crash Good Night, And Good Luck Best Actor Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain Joaquin Phoenix, Walk The Line Ralph Fiennes, The Constant Gardener PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, CAPOTEDavid Strathairn, Good Night, And Good Luck Best Actress Charlize Theron, North Country Judi Dench, Mrs Henderson Presents Rachel Weisz, The Constant Gardener REESE WITHERSPOON, WALK THE LINEZiyi Zhang, Memoirs Of A Geisha Best Director (David Lean Award) ANG LEE, BROKEBACK MOUNTAINPaul Haggis, Crash George Clooney, Good Night, And Good Luck Bennett Miller, Capote Fernando Meirelles, The Constant Gardener Best Supporting Actor Don Cheadle, Crash George Clooney, Syriana George Clooney, Good Night, And Good Luck JAKE GYLLENHAAL, BROKEBACK MOUNTAINMatt Dillon, Crash Best Supporting Actress Brenda Blethyn, Pride & Prejudice Michelle Williams, Brokeback Mountain Frances McDormand, North Country Catherine Keener, Capote THANDIE NEWTON, CRASHOutstanding British Film Of The Year (Alexander Korda Award) Cock And Bull Story The Constant Gardener Festival Pride & Prejudice WALLACE & GROMIT: CURSE OF THE WERE RABBITBest Original Screenplay Cinderella Man CRASH Good Night, And Good Luck Hotel Rwanda Mrs Henderson Presents Best Adapted Screenplay BROKEBACK MOUNTAINCapote Constant Gardener History Of Violence Pride & Prejudice Special Achievement By Debut British Director/ Producer/ Writer (Carl Foreman Award) David Belton (Producer), Shooting Dogs Peter Fudakowski (Producer), Tsotsi Annie Griffin (Director/Writer), Festival Richard Hawkins (Director), Everything JOE WRIGHT (DIRECTOR), PRIDE & PREJUDICEFilm Not In The English Language DE BATTRE MON COEUR S'EST ARRETE (THE BEAT THAT MY HEART SKIPPED)Le Grand Voyage Kung Fu Hustle Joyeux Noel (Merry Christmas) Tsotsi Cinematography Brokeback Mountain The Constant Gardener Crash March Of The Penguins MEMOIRS OF A GEISHAEditing THE CONSTANT GARDENERBrokeback Mountain Crash Good Night, And Good Luck March Of The Penguins Sound Batman Begins Crash King Kong WALK THE LINEThe Constant Gardener Achievement In Film Music (The Anthony Asquith Award) Brokeback Mountain The Constant Gardener MEMOIRS OF A GEISHAMrs Henderson Presents Walk The Line Costume Design Charlie And The Chocolate Factory The Chronicles Of Narnia MEMOIRS OF A GEISHAMrs Henderson Presents Pride & Prejudice Make-Up And Hair Charlie And The Chocolate Factory THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBEHarry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire Memoirs Of A Geisha Pride & Prejudice Production Design Batman Begins Charlie And The Chocolate Factory HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIREKing Kong Memoirs Of A Geisha Achievement In Special Visual Effects Batman Begins Charlie And The Chocolate Factory The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire KING KONGShort Film ANTONIO'S BREAKFASTCall Register Heavy Metal Drummer Heydar, An Afghan In Tehran Lucky Short Animation FALLEN ARTFilm Noir Kamiya's Correspondence The Mysterious Geographic Explorations Of Jasper Morello Rabbit
What the fug?
 What the fug happened to Nikki Cox? I remember watching that crappy show where she played a Vegas showgirl or a hooker or something and thinking she was cute! What the hell happened? From the looks of it... collagen, some big ass veneers, breast implants and no food for about 6 months. Why do attractive girls feel the need to do that to themselves..now she looks like a sturgeon!
The Trollsens Get Around!
 No, not in that way! What i mean is that the Trollsens have just finished shooting their new Badgley Mischka campaign...    ...and now they have jetted across to Australia to promote their own clothing line! How much money do these girls need? I mean they hardly eat and they dress like they live under a railway bridge...what the hell do they spend their money on?     Oh right, oversized sunglasses, hair extensions and electrical sockets to get their hair so artfully frizzed out. Looking at these pictures though has made me want to answer a question that noone answered conclusively yet... Who is hotter? MARY KATE?  OR ASHLEY?  Generally Mary Kate gets my vote but in these pics I have to say Ashley...
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