BritBoy in L.A.: 2006-07-16

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Fergie's "London" single.

I'm so glad that my city of birth is being used as a euphemism for Fergie's vagina, or oral sex, I'm not quite sure which.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Paris Hilton is a walking disease

Ok, I know these photos are old but I was too busy vomiting in my own shoes from looking at them to post them. Apparently Paris Hilton thought it would be a good idea to let her pet ferret rummage through some garbage and then pick it up and give it a kiss on the lips.

That poor ferret, if the garbage didn't riddle it's little body with disease then the kiss from Paris cerianly sealed the deal.

Nicole Richie, slightly less skeletal!

Nicole Richie was snapped on the beach this week looking a hell of a lot better than she has in a long time. Let's face it she still looks like a concentration camp victim..but maybe a concentration camp victim who raided a stash of oreos...

Monday, July 17, 2006

Lindsay Lohan hates zits! (and sobriety!)

The Lohan signed a $2 million deal for this commercial, after trying, without success, to front campaigns for Chanel and Louis Vuitton.

Sorry but does anyone actually believe that she uses this stuff? and it seems a bit of an odd choice to have a chain-smoking nose candy lover as a spokesmodel for an acne treatment..

Surely she would be more fitting as the face of Absolut, Marlboro reds or an STD clinic?

EDIT: I take back everything I said about Lindsay Lohan since I just came across these pics of her in the new issue of GQ. It's pretty hard to justify scathing comments about someone when you have papercuts on your tongue from licking photographs of them.

For all I care Lindsay Lohan can become the new spokesmodel for drain cleaner, cat shampoo or cabbage patch dolls, just as long as she keeps doing photoshoots like this.

Photos courtesy of Gossiprocks! forum

Brittany Murphy's alternative career path!

Ok, I'll admit when I first heard that Brittany Murphy was trying her hand at singing I was dubious..Brittany Murphy is good at two things, acting like a crazy person (in her movies) and acting like a slightly less crazy person (in real life). However, since hearing her vocals on Paul Oakenfold's "Faster Kill Pussycat" off the recently released "A Lively Mind" I am actually pleasantly surprised.The single is amazing and Brittany really can sing!

Check out audio and video of the single here:

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In celebration of Ms. Murphy's new alternative career path I will be giving away a copy of Paul Oakenfold's new album " A Lively Mind" featuring "Faster Kill Pussycat"!

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All you have to do is fill in the gaps:

I think .................... should consider becoming ........................ because ......................

Fill in the gaps with the name of a celebrity, their alternative career path, and why you think it is a good idea.

For example, my answer would be;

"I think Mary Kate Olsen should consider becoming a vagrant that lives under a bypass because she already has the uniform."

Leave your idea as a comment (remember to leave an email address should you win), or email it to me at britboyla@gmail.com. The winner will be announced next Wednesday! Good luck!