Kate Bosworth is the living dead
Yeah, I think it's pretty safe to say that Kate Bosworth has finally made the transition from skinny Hollywood starlet to walking exoskeleton.
Honestly I think she may even be at Nicole Richie status or worse...the only difference being that Nicole Richie never looked like she had just been dug up and was roaming the streets in search of human souls to feast on...
I like to call her Kate Zombosworth...see what I did there? Those 3 years of College are really paying off.
THE BEST THING EVER WRITTEN!
Seriously, this beats the Bible! The Smoking Gun has posted a letter sent to Lindsay Lohan by James G. Robinson, the CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, the production company for her new movie "Georgia Rule"
The letter basically rips into Lindsay for being "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional" on the set of the movie, acting like a "spoiled child" and and states that the producers are "well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called "exhaustion". We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior".
The letter goes on to threaten Lindsay with legal action if she does not show up on time every day, and that she will be forced to repay the "hundreds of thousands of dollars" of damage that her behaviour has caused! HOLY LOHAN!
So, basically Lindsay is a bitch who everyone hates and the backlash has finally begun! I thank god for bringing this jewel of a letter into my life...I am going to read it every night while kneeling at the end of my bed! is that wrong? maybe! Do I care? no!
One thing is for sure, 70 year old James G. Robinson is kicking ass and taking names, I hope I'm like him when I'm 70..except more belligerent with a penchant for throwing old soup cans at children from my wheelchair.
To read every delicious word of the letter click HERE
The winner of the Paul Oakenfold contest
and the winner of the free album "A Lively Mind" is......
ARIEL!!! with the winning entry:
"I think Heidi Klum should consider becoming a week old thanksgiviing turkey in my fridge because her dress explains it ALL.."
This entry won because Ariel took the initiative to include a photo which shows originality and she compared someone to rotting poultry which shows genius.
Congratulations Ariel, we commend you!
Another fun filled evening!
Oh my, another fun filled evening at my favourite spot in all of L.A, Chateau Marmont. Its like the school cafeteria at the celebrity high school...ok that was a terrible analogy but cut me some slack I'm severely sleep deprived...
Actually since I'm so tired I'm just going to name who was there and describe them in one word...
Mary Kate Olsen = Grandmother
Denise Van Outen = Essex
Joaquin Pheonix = Creeeeeepy
Kirsten Dunst = Drunk
Alexx Shannon = Sleeeepy
The Lohan hospitalized! agaaaain!
Holy mother of god, Lindsay Lohan spends more time in hospitals than most doctors do! The Lohan was rushed to an L.A. hospital from the set of her new movie "Georgia Rule" after suffering from "heat exhaustion".
Lohan�'s rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick stated, "�She was overheated and dehydrated,"� �"She was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours"�. Um...ok
Lindsay was given a vitamin B 12 shot and rested at the hospital for a couple of hours before being sent home.
So, in the past year the Lohan has been hospitalised for a "mystery flu-like illness", "cutting her leg on a teacup", "exhaustion", "an asthma attack" and "heat exhaustion".....riiiiight. Clearly nothing to do with the fact that she likes the nose candy.
If I was a celebrity I would totally take career advice from Lindsay Lohan, I'd fly across the world blowing money, partying like crazy, revelling in illicit activities and then when it came time for me to do some actual work I'd tell everyone that a magical unicorn named Maurice had kicked me in the face and I needed to go to hospital and rest...
...and they wouldn't be able to say a thing
because how can you think of a comeback for someone who insists that they were kicked in the face by a unicorn?
Exactly. My plan is foolproof.
Tori Spelling gets screwed!
In the wake of her father's death Tori Spelling has been well and truly screwed by her father's will. Aaron's assets are allegedly worth $500 million but Tori's cut came out at a mere 0.16 % of the Spelling fortune totalling $200,000, plus approximately $600,000 in private investments set up by her father!
Sources have claimed that Tori's mother, Candy, may be behind the meagre payout as she is the executor of Aaron's will..and we all know that Candy and Tori don't get along so well...
There are rumours that Tori may contest the will as it was changed by Aaron close to the date of his death, while he was suffering from Alzheimers.
Tori has been spotted in Canada shopping at dollar stores, pawn shops and buying lottery tickets since hearing the news.
Ok, so the girl still ends up with like $800,000 in her pocket? Want to know what I have in my pocket? 6 pieces of lint, something that looks like beef jerky and a turtle that I crafted out of aluminum foil...so I wouldn't really complain if I were Tori.
It does suck though...its kind of like that time I married that 85 year old oil baroness and when she was taking a bath I pushed the microwave into the tub and then ended up with nothing in her will and....um.....i mean....what?...that never happened.....
BRITBOY IS ONE YEAR OLD!
I don't know how on earth I forgot this but July 24th marks one year since my first post on this site! I want to say a huuuge thank you to everyboy who has made the site possible, and to all the people who stop by everyday and send me awesome emails and comments, without you the site wouldn't exist...
...well, that's technically a lie..but it wouldn't be half as good!
In celebration of 1 year of BritBoy in L.A. I declare July 24 every year to be worldwide Britboy day!!
On Britboy day you must follow 3 simple rules:
1) Drink a cup of tea and devour a slice of cake or deep fried cod (or deep fried cod cake) every two hours.
2) Use at least one swear word in every sentence.
3)Develop an unhealthy celebrity obession that borders on stalking and ultimately have a restraining order taken out against you.( Which, incidentally, was not my fault, who would think that Keira Knightley would be so twitchy about someone BORROWING all her socks?)
Thanks again everybody for your support and for making this past year so great!
P.S. There is absolutely no logical reason for the frog cake, I should have picked a union jack or something, but lets face it what is more exciting? a flag? or an oversized confectionary amphibian with a gleeful grin, rage in his eyes and a bow tie?
I think we all know the answer to that.
Ashlee Simpson's transformation is complete!
Ashlee Simpson looks like an entirely different person to how she looked a few months ago..I'm not sure what to think...
On the one hand she does look good...
but close up she just looks a little....rubbery...
So, by getting her nose, lips and chin done, dying her hair blonde, losing 15 pounds and hiring a new stylist and makeup team Ashlee has found inner peace.
and who ever said that Hollywood made everyone into a clone of everyone else?