Say hello to SPF the second.
 People.com has reported that ¨Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have named their newborn son Sutton Pierce Federline. The infant, born Tuesday at a Los Angeles hospital, now has the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston Federline. The boys also (almost) share a birthday – Sean Preston turned 1 on Thursday, just two days after his brother was born.¨ Oh jesus, I dread to think what the poor next child will be called..probably Snackwells Peanut Federline... To suppliment this story I had planned on including some pictures of Kevin Federline´s new spread in GQ magazine..but the fact that he even warrants a spread in GQ makes me want to rip out my own eyes...so I have only included one. Visit www.hollywoodrag.com for the full set. The theme for the photos appears to be ¨broken mirrors, smoking underwater and yelling¨ which, to be honest, we should be thankful for..because you know if Kevin had had anything to do with it the theme would have ended up as ¨cheeses of the world¨.
An open letter to Lindsay Lohan
 Dear Linds, may I call you Linds? So..it´s been a good few gossip months for you, hey isn´t it always? You dumped one guy and picked up another...a few others actually...You had personal and public dramas..not to mention the gazillion bikini pictures that we were bombarded with over the summer. But this morning something funny happened, I woke up on holiday in Madrid, the sun was shining and I realised something very significant...I´m over you. I didn´t have the usual craving to wonder what you were eating..or not eating, what surgery you were planning to have or whether we will ever bump into eachother again at Chateau. Some might say that I just become more of a normal person and less of an obessed celebrity stalker..but we all know that isn´t the case...especially the lifesize cutout of Rachel Bilson that I have hanging from my ceiling..that used to be you Lindsay. Let me just explain, over the couple of weeks you have lost (and found) a bag allegedly containing $1 million worth of jewels, you have gone out in public twice not wearing underwear, you have had a very public fight with your mother, you have leaked to the press that you are getting married, and to top it all off you have taken 2 trips to the hospital for ¨a broken wrist¨..in short..you are overdoing it..and we are all beginning to realise that half these things dont even happen..they just get you on the front pages of the tabloids..but that´s starting to wear thin too.. I mean sure I like stalking you..but i dont follow you in your car, stake out your house and rummage through your trash all on the same day! You have to space it out otherwise it gets annoying. I think until you find out what you want from this relationship we need to take a break..and just so you know a break doesnt involve going on holiday and tipping off the paparazzi that you ¨might¨ ¨accidentally¨ nearly be attcked by a mutant shark...thus once again assuring you the front cover of US Weekly. Take a real break..go play jenga, watch some wheel of fortune...just chill out, otherwise I sense a lot more people will be breaking up with you. All the best, Alexx
Keira is the most important person to ever be born!
 Well, maybe that´s an overstatement, but she has been rated the greatest-EVER Hollywood starlet! According to Yahoo: ¨The British beauty was chosen ahead of Scarlett Johansson and movie legend Judy Garland in the survey of film fans. Still only 21, the Pirates Of The Caribbean actress already has one Oscar nomination under her belt for her performance as Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice.The survey of 1,600 film-goers by Yahoo! Entertainment revealed that starlets from the golden age of Hollywood can still outshine some of today's talent. Garland, whose films include The Wizard Of Oz, Meet Me In St Louis and A Star Is Born, was second. And Shirley Temple, child star of the 1930s, was fifth.Scarlett Johansson was voted into third place. The 21-year-old is currently sizzling on screen in Forties thriller The Black Dahlia. Natalie Portman and Lindsay Lohan also appeared on the list, along with Brooke Shields and Mia Farrow.¨ OF COURSE she was first! It would be like having a list of the greatest ever men with long hair and not putting me on it...i mean..sure..I have some stiff competition from Kurt Cobain and Jesus but did either of them use shampoo that uses actual kitten embryos? No! ..but....i mean..neither do I...that would be...like...wrong..or something...
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