This is just taking it too far!
 Clearly the Bilson has been reading my blog, a few days ago i commented on how cute and adorable she isand now she goes and overdoes it... the eskimo pjs... the fluffy boots.. Don't think you can manipulate me like that Bilson! Don't think that I dont know that YOU know that you're cute! and now you're just playing up to it!   I'm sorry Rachel, I didn't really mean it! How can I stay mad at you? It's like trying to yell at a baby panda!
Sweet Jesus Mariah!
 In the name of all that is holy WILL YOU PUT IT AWAY!   Or at least have the common decency to ease up on the pop tarts and cream cheese frosting...
What's in Victoria's top?
 Because, no offense, but they certainly aren't breasts...they look like someone took two child's serving bowls, coated them in clay and grafted them to her ribs.  ...and the last time I checked a skeleton walking around with children's serving bowls crazyglued to her chest wasn't sexy.
What's in Prince Harry's pants?
 Britboy reader Kiana sent me this photo of Prince Harry waving goodbye to a friend with something that looks like it could maim people tucked up in his shorts. I've always wondered why there are constantly photos of Harry with his hand down his pants at Polo matches...and I think we have the answer..although I don't think it is what most people think it is...I think he's hiding something down there. For that reason I have drawn up a shortlist to the much debated question.."What's in Prince Harry's pants?" 1. A confused puppy. 2. A Mariachi band. 3. Asparagus spears. 4. Bacon. 5. A delightful Queen Anne table circa 1740. 6. Jesus. 7. Prince Charles. 8. The ugly one out of Mis Teeq. 9. Peace in the Middle East. 10. A blue hippo named Cassius. Now, I think that provides a pretty comprehensive rundown of what could be in Prince Harry's pants. Personally I'm hoping it's the last one..I know we all want peace in the Middle East and everything... ...but I also want to build sandcastles with a blue hippo.. and if you really think about it, that's just as important.
A new Britboy blind item!
 Which aging actress who had a huge show in the late 90s has turned to extreme plastic surgery in order to keep her "young" looking for her return to the small screen? Unfortunately the surgery has had the exact opposite effect and has left the diminutive star looking freakish and inhuman. "She looks like a cross between Jack Nicholson as the joker and a frog!" says my Hollywood source!"Not only that, but she insisted that an entire day of footage be reshot as the camera wasn't on her "good side". People on set are really starting to hate her". Hmmm, maybe dating an older man has left her a little self conscious?
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