Saturday, February 24, 2007

Britboy's Oscar Predictions!



Although I haven't seen all of the nominated films I still like to be opinionated about the Oscars, and therefore here are my predictions of what/who I think SHOULD win and what/who I think WILL win some of the major categories.

Categories where I haven't seen any of the movies or know I nothing about the subject I haven't given an opinion, because that would kind of be like a hypoglycemic chossing the bext type of sugar from a selection from 5.

Performance by an actor in a supporting role

Alan Arkin in “Little Miss Sunshine” (Fox Searchlight)
Jackie Earle Haley in “Little Children” (New Line)
Djimon Hounsou in “Blood Diamond” (Warner Bros.)
Eddie Murphy in “Dreamgirls” (DreamWorks and Paramount)
Mark Wahlberg in “The Departed” (Warner Bros.)

Who should win: Djimon Honsou or Alan Arkin
Who will win: Djimon Honsou


Performance by an actress in a supporting role

Adriana Barraza in “Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)
Cate Blanchett in “Notes on a Scandal” (Fox Searchlight)
Abigail Breslin in “Little Miss Sunshine” (Fox Searchlight)
Jennifer Hudson in “Dreamgirls” (DreamWorks and Paramount)
Rinko Kikuchi in “Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)

Who should win: Abigail Breslin, come on, seeing a kid that young get an Oscar is always great! Or Cate Blanchett if we are going on performance...bah...
Who will win: Cate Blanchett


Achievement in art direction

“Dreamgirls” (DreamWorks and Paramount)
Art Direction: John Myhre
Set Decoration: Nancy Haigh

“The Good Shepherd” (Universal)
Art Direction: Jeannine Oppewall
Set Decoration: Gretchen Rau and Leslie E. Rollins

“Pan’s Labyrinth” (Picturehouse)
Art Direction: Eugenio Caballero
Set Decoration: Pilar Revuelta

“Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (Buena Vista)
Art Direction: Rick Heinrichs
Set Decoration: Cheryl Carasik

“The Prestige” (Buena Vista)
Art Direction: Nathan Crowley
Set Decoration: Julie Ochipinti

Who should win: Pan's Labyrinth
Who will win: Pan's Labyrinth


Achievement in cinematography
“The Black Dahlia” (Universal) Vilmos Zsigmond
“Children of Men” (Universal) Emmanuel Lubezki
“The Illusionist” (Yari Film Group) Dick Pope
“Pan’s Labyrinth” (Picturehouse) Guillermo Navarro
“The Prestige” (Buena Vista) Wally Pfister

Who should win: Pan's Labyrinth
Who will win: Pan's Labyrinth


Achievement in costume design
“Curse of the Golden Flower” (Sony Pictures Classics) Yee Chung Man
“The Devil Wears Prada” (20th Century Fox) Patricia Field
“Dreamgirls” (DreamWorks and Paramount) Sharen Davis
“Marie Antoinette” (Sony Pictures Releasing) Milena Canonero
“The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada) Consolata Boyle

Who should win: Marie Antoinette or Devil Wears Prada, although Patricia Field is not strictly a designer but a stylist.
Who will win: Marie Antoinette



Best documentary feature
“Deliver Us from Evil” (Lionsgate)
A Disarming Films Production
Amy Berg and Frank Donner

“An Inconvenient Truth” (Paramount Classics and Participant Productions)
A Lawrence Bender/Laurie David Production
Davis Guggenheim

“Iraq in Fragments” (Typecast Releasing in association with HBO Documentary Films)
A Typecast Pictures/Daylight Factory Production
James Longley and John Sinno

“Jesus Camp” (Magnolia Pictures)
A Loki Films Production
Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady

“My Country, My Country” (Zeitgeist Films)
A Praxis Films Production
Laura Poitras and Jocelyn Glatzer

Who should win: An Inconvenient Truth or Iraq in Fragments
Who will win: An Inconvenient Truth


Achievement in film editing
“Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)
Stephen Mirrione and Douglas Crise

“Blood Diamond” (Warner Bros.)
Steven Rosenblum

“Children of Men” (Universal)
Alex Rodríguez and Alfonso Cuarón

“The Departed” (Warner Bros.)
Thelma Schoonmaker

“United 93” (Universal and StudioCanal)
Clare Douglas, Christopher Rouse and Richard Pearson

Who should win: United 93 or Babel
Who will win: Babel


Best foreign language film of the year
“After the Wedding” A Zentropa Entertainments 16 Production
Denmark

“Days of Glory (Indigènes)” A Tessalit Production
Algeria

“The Lives of Others” A Wiedemann & Berg Production
Germany

“Pan’s Labyrinth” A Tequila Gang/Esperanto Filmoj/Estudios Picasso Production
Mexico

“Water” A Hamilton-Mehta Production
Canada

Who should win: Pan’s Labyrinth
Who will win: Pan’s Labyrinth


Achievement in makeup
“Apocalypto” (Buena Vista) Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano
“Click” (Sony Pictures Releasing) Kazuhiro Tsuji and Bill Corso
“Pan’s Labyrinth” (Picturehouse) David Martí and Montse Ribé

Who should win: Pan’s Labyrinth
Who will win: Apocalypto


Best live action short film
“Binta and the Great Idea (Binta Y La Gran Idea)”
A Peliculas Pendelton and Tus Ojos Production
Javier Fesser and Luis Manso

“Éramos Pocos (One Too Many)” (Kimuak)
An Altube Filmeak Production
Borja Cobeaga

“Helmer & Son”
A Nordisk Film Production
Søren Pilmark and Kim Magnusson

“The Saviour” (Australian Film Television and Radio School)
An Australian Film Television and Radio School Production
Peter Templeman and Stuart Parkyn

“West Bank Story”
An Ari Sandel, Pascal Vaguelsy, Amy Kim, Ravi Malhotra and ASHLEY JORDAN Production
Ari Sandel

Who should win: WEST BANK STORY OF COURSE
Who will win: WEST BANK STORY



Achievement in visual effects
“Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (Buena Vista)
John Knoll, Hal Hickel, Charles Gibson and Allen Hall
“Poseidon” (Warner Bros.)
Boyd Shermis, Kim Libreri, Chas Jarrett and John Frazier
“Superman Returns” (Warner Bros.)
Mark Stetson, Neil Corbould, Richard R. Hoover and Jon Thum

Who should win: Superman Returns
Who will win: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest


Adapted screenplay
“Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” (20th Century Fox)
Screenplay by Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines & Peter Baynham & Dan Mazer
Story by Sacha Baron Cohen & Peter Baynham & Anthony Hines & Todd Phillips

“Children of Men” (Universal)
Screenplay by Alfonso Cuarón & Timothy J. Sexton and David Arata and Mark Fergus & Hawk Ostby

“The Departed” (Warner Bros.)
Screenplay by William Monahan

“Little Children” (New Line)
Screenplay by Todd Field & Tom Perrotta

“Notes on a Scandal” (Fox Searchlight)
Screenplay by Patrick Marber

Who should win: Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Who will win: The Departed


Original screenplay
“Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)
Written by Guillermo Arriaga

“Letters from Iwo Jima” (Warner Bros.)
Screenplay by Iris Yamashita
Story by Iris Yamashita & Paul Haggis

“Little Miss Sunshine” (Fox Searchlight)
Written by Michael Arndt

“Pan’s Labyrinth” (Picturehouse)
Written by Guillermo del Toro

“The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada)
Written by Peter Morgan

Who should win: Little Miss Sunshine
Who will win: The Queen


Performance by an actress in a leading role
Penélope Cruz in “Volver” (Sony Pictures Classics)
Judi Dench in “Notes on a Scandal” (Fox Searchlight)
Helen Mirren in “The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada)
Meryl Streep in “The Devil Wears Prada” (20th Century Fox)
Kate Winslet in “Little Children” (New Line)

Who should win: Helen Mirren no contest
Who will win: Helen Mirren


Performance by an actor in a leading role
Leonardo DiCaprio in “Blood Diamond” (Warner Bros.)
Ryan Gosling in “Half Nelson” (THINKFilm)
Peter O’Toole in “Venus” (Miramax, Filmfour and UK Film Council)
Will Smith in “The Pursuit of Happyness” (Sony Pictures Releasing)
Forest Whitaker in “The Last King of Scotland” (Fox Searchlight)

Who should win: Ryan Gosling, I would really love to see him get some recognition, he is by far one of the best young actors out there.
Who will win: Forest Whitaker


Achievement in directing
“Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage) Alejandro González Iñárritu
“The Departed” (Warner Bros.) Martin Scorsese
“Letters from Iwo Jima” (Warner Bros.) Clint Eastwood
“The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada) Stephen Frears
“United 93” (Universal and StudioCanal) Paul Greengrass

Who should win: Alejandro González Iñárritu or Martin Scorcese..comon, he's just due an Oscar now.
Who will win: Martin Scorsese


Best motion picture of the year
“Babel” (Paramount and Paramount Vantage)
An Anonymous Content/Zeta Film/Central Films Production
Alejandro González Iñárritu, Jon Kilik and Steve Golin, Producers

“The Departed” (Warner Bros.)
A Warner Bros. Pictures Production
Graham King, Producer

“Letters from Iwo Jima” (Warner Bros.)
A DreamWorks Pictures/Warner Bros. Pictures Production
Clint Eastwood, Steven Spielberg and Robert Lorenz, Producers

“Little Miss Sunshine” (Fox Searchlight)
A Big Beach/Bona Fide Production
David T. Friendly, Peter Saraf and Marc Turtletaub, Producers

“The Queen” (Miramax, Pathé and Granada)
A Granada Production
Andy Harries, Christine Langan and Tracey Seaward, Producers

Who should win: Little Miss Sunshine, but you don't often get Oscars for comedy
Who will win: Letters from Iwo Jima


Watch me get proved totally and utterly wrong, but isn't that the joy of the Oscars after all?

The short answer to that is no.

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ITS OSCAR DAY!!!



Today is Oscar day and I'm going to be watching it live even though I'm back in London and this requires waking up at 1am and watching it through the night..... and then going to classes at 8am. Yes I'm a true badass.

I will also attempt to liveblog but it may not be possible.

THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS POST OTHER THAN I AM VERY EXCITED FOR OSCAR DAY!

GO TEAM ASHLEY!

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EXCITING OSCAR NEWS!



So it's the Oscars on Sunday night and I'm sooo excited! Not only because of the usual fun of watching and making fun of everyone but also because my friend is nominated!

Ashley Jordan is the producer of "West Bank Story" which is up for an award for Best Live Action Short Film. I think if i see her on TV I might actually soil myself.

Anyway...

Good luck Ashley, with all the hard work you put in you deserve every success!

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A NEW Britboy Blind Item.



Which young actress currently receiving critical acclaim is much closer to the bitchy persona of one of her characters then people would believe? While her PR people work overtime to portray her as down to earth, balanced and humble, the truth is finally getting out thanks to the people she has directed her venom towards.

It isn't: Rachel McAdams, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Advert annoyance.

For any of you that live in the UK can I just ask, does ANYONE find this advert vaguely entertaining? It literally makes me want to rip off my own face everytime I hear it, and its played CONSTANTLY.



This, on the other hand, is an example of a funny advert:



You could pretty much put those cartoon characters into any advert and I would buy the product, even if it were glaucoma medicine specifically designed for old Taiwanese women.

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Kevin Federline visits Britney Spears in rehab.



Kevin Federline visited Britney Spears in at her rehabilitation centre, Promises in Malibu, California on Friday. It is reported that Kevin only stayed at the facility for half an hour.

This news comes after allegations that it was Kevin's attempt at full custody of his and Britney's two children that drove Britney to shave her head and enter rehab in the first place.

Britney's manager Larry Rudolph issued a statement slamming reports that Britney attempted suicide twice before entering rehab. Publications such as The National Enquirer in the US and Metro magazine in the UK reported that Britney had attempted to end her life by walking in front of a speeding car and had threatened to down a bottle of Xanex.

Rudolph stated:

'The story is absolutely untrue. She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better.'

I find it quite amazing that this whole thing has made people start to side with Kevin Federline as opposed to Britney Spears. I for one am looking at things differently now that Britney's erratic behaviour had become public.

All this time I had the idea that living with Britney would be her constantly performing renditions of 'Slave 4 U' and writhing on a stripper pole, wheras the reality is probably that she would get drunk off her ass, and start singing 'My little teapot' to a wicker chair before beating you senseless with her MTV music video award.

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Rachel Bilson is the Einstein of relationships.



Rachel Bilson spoke to US Weekly recently about her relationship insights, and these were her pearls of wisdom about men:

"They have different body parts."

"If you're scared he's going to try and kiss you, it's probably not right."

"If you really want him to kiss you, he's the guy."

Even after reading these I still can't say anything bad about her, she's Rachel Bilson! The human equivalent of a little fluffy bunny. She could beat an elderly woman to death for her pension money right in front of me and I would still think she was 'swell' and invite her to have an ice cream sundae.

Evidently Rachel Bilson makes me wish I lived in the 1950s

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Friday, February 23, 2007

Reason no. 365548890765 why Mischa Barton is pointless



Reason number 365548890765: She smokes pot in her car and then drives away on a crowded L.A. street.

We can sandwich that right between reason number 365548890764: She mistakes burlap sucks for fashion items, and reason number 365548890766: She thinks that rubbing her neck and looking into the distance is acting.



Maybe it made her hallucinate that she had talent?

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Quote of the day: Jamie Spears



Brit Brit's dad has chimed into the media storm surrounding his daughter, by stating:

"We've got a sick little girl - we're just trying to take care of her."

Sorry, I know this is a sensitive issue and he's her father and all but what exactly is she supposed to be sick with? Unless its a disease that makes you attempt to impersonate an egg, down 12 pina coladas, and then go batshit on a car with an umbrella.

Watch the video for yourself, maybe we have just categorized a new disease?

crazyassbritbritgoesapeonanemptycarwithanumbrellafornoapparantreason(itis).

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The Lohan: Fantasy versus Reality



Lindsay Lohan looks pretty damn amazing in the new Miu Miu campaign, unfortunately the illusion is slightly ruined by the fact that photos of her behind the scenes of the shoot have also been released:

So here she looks hot...



Hot...



Computerized but hot...



Slightly less hot...



Not too bad...


Um...well...



Yeeeeeah...



Even THAT I could probably could have got on board with, bearing in mind that in those photos she is getting ready for a multimillion dollar photoshoot so she has probably been made up for about the past 6 days.

While this is what Lindsay looked like a few days ago exiting rehab:



Ok, so maybe it wasn't her best day, but it's a hell of a lot closer to what she looks like than the Miu Miu shots.

I sometimes wonder why they even bother hiring a star if they are just going to airbrush them beyond all recognition. They may as well just drag a raccoon out of the trash and style, light and airbrush it to look like Angelina Jolie. It's cost effective and gives street dwelling vermin the opportunity to be fashion icons, and that hasn't happened since Mitzy the D&G squirrel.

I have no idea where I was going with this.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

I need your input!

Hey everyone,

I know I have been less than conscientous with the blog recently but I'm trying to turn that around. I have mentioned in several past emails that I would like to expand/shift the content and style of the blog in order to keep things fresh for both you guys and myself.

It would be a great help if some of you could fill in this poll and let me know what you would like to see more of on Britboy.

I PROMISE the posting drought has ended, come and stock up on all the Britboy goodness you need from now on!

Alexx


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Orlando Bloom unveiled his new haircut at a pre-Oscar party yesterday.



Pretty brave for someone who is just as famous for their hair as their film career.




BRITBOY EXCLUSIVE: Diana Ross really likes her muffins!



I may have not posted in..well...forever, but for good reason. I was back in L.A. performing some celebrity espionage and I had quite the experience on my first night back in La La land:

Did I manage to see bald Britney? No. Better.
A fresh out of rehab Lindsay Lohan? Better.
DIANA ROSS LOSING HER SHIT AT A SUPERMARKET WORKER!

I witnessed the wrath of the Ross first hand, and it wasn't pretty. As I was walking through Ralph's in Beverly Hills stocking up on essentials, you know..milk, bread, every American tabloid in existence, I became aware of a woman with inordinately large hair walking down the aisle towards me, and then I froze in my tracks..it was DIANA FREAKING ROSS.

I have to say in person Diana Ross looks more like how you would expect Diana Ross to look if she were a crazy homeless person. She is all hair, oversized clothes and Ugg boots. Anyway after scoping her out more to make sure out was her I followed her sneakily round the store..so sneakily that I managed to crash my cart into a giant stack of crystal light.

I followed her to the checkout where she proceeded to go NUTS at the checkout woman because they didn't have her favourite chocolate chip muffins in store. She YELLED for over 10 minutes about how she had specifically requested the muffins on her last visit and they weren't there, so much so that a crowd formed just to gawp at her.

That's pretty rock & roll! The Ross treats the supermarket just like her own personal dressing room! I was half expecting her to open up a platter of fresh fruit, light some candles and sit in the cereal aisle while she requested that they play 'Chain Reaction' over the speaker system. Then maybe she could go and take a crap in the canned goods aisle while they play 'Stop! in the Name of Love."!!

Ok. I just managed to even gross myself out with that one.