Saturday, March 17, 2007

Bye bye Mischa Barton! (hopefully)



Mischa Barton has been dropped as the face of Bebe and replaced with 'Desperate Housewives' star Eva Longoria.

Mischa is pretty much only famous for the Bebe ads now...well..NOT ANY MORE! I wonder what she will do now? Probably continue to hang around doing absolutely nothing, and yet try and persuade us that she is a serious actress.

Please let this be the end of Mischa Barton (and her surprisingly saggy derierre!)

Just a sidenote: What the FUCK is she wearing? Was there a sale at "Big n' Tall Lederhosen Barn for the Old and Infirm"?

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Lindsay Lohan is 7 different people.



In the space of about 4 days Lindsay Lohan has changed her appearance so much that if it weren't for an aura of bitchiness and the scent of Jack Daniels I wouldn't even have known it was her.

First she was brunette:





Then back to carrot top:





Then blonde:





Add some creepy contact lenses, 7 pounds of makeup and some elephant fat injected into the lips and you have Lindsay Lohan, a woman who is 76.543% man-made:

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