Saturday, April 14, 2007

Can Britney Spears do it?



Britney Spears is reportedly back in the recording studio with Pharrell, and back in dance rehearsals sweating it out for her big comeback!

Can she do it? Will Brit Brit ever be on top again?

Personally I think her first step should be hiring a stylist. If I see her wearing another stupid wig/hat/sunglasses/ugly dress combo I think I might just lose it.





I vote that Britney can make a comeback! If we can just remind ourselves of just how HOT Britney has the potential to be, I think we would all forget all the drama if she ever became that hot again.



Isn't it quite amazing that you can go from looking like that to being bald with a cheeto-belly in the space of a few months?

I miss hot Britney.

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Friday, April 13, 2007

Jordan and Peter Andre: WHY?



Ok, surely it is bad enough that Jordan and Peter Andre even exist at all...

Even worse that they are 'famous' in England for the amazing abilities of 'having breasts' (which aren't even hers) and 'having pecs' (which aren't even his)

I fly across to the other side of the world and who do I see popping up in the tabloids? Jordan and Peter fucking Andre! Surely this is like holding up a slutty version of Big Bird and a slab of clay as our current day icons.

You are free to decide which one is the slutty version of Big Bird.



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