Britney Spears defies belief.
Britney Spears decided that it might be a good idea to go out in public looking like someone who was recently released from a mental institution. Disregarding the towel draped around her head that Britney used to cover the sprouting hair under her wig, the entire outfit looks like it was put together by a colour blind 7 year old called Sunbeam.
I love that Britney thought that it was somehow more acceptable to walk around looking like this rather than just let people see that she has hair regrowth. We all know that she's wearing a wig, we all know that hair grows back, but now we also know that Britney Spears has absolutely no sense of style, and quite possibly acute mental problems.
Labels: britney, crazy
Halle Berry: is she or isn't she?
This set of photos of Halle Berry strolling in Beverly Hills have reignited speculation that she may be pregnant by her boyfriend, the male model Gabriel Aubrey.
There is definitely a bump there, and if Halle is pregnant then it may just be the baby to rival Shiloh Jolie-Pitt as the most beautiful baby ever. So we may conclude that if Halle is pregnant we know that the baby will be BERRY BERRY beautiful.
Oh god, sometimes my failed attempts at wordplay make me want to cry.
also...Paris Hilton is a monumental idiot.
Ok so, drink driving? Check.
Probation violation? Check.
Sentenced to 45 days in jail? Check.
Public apology for driving on a suspended license? Check.
Petitions to save you from injustice? Check.
Driving AGAIN on a suspended license just days after being sentenced to jail? Check.
Paris Hilton visited her lawyer this week and decided to driver her Bentley. Oh, and she is still on a suspended license. Oh, and still persisting that she didn't know she was on a suspended license.
They should put her in jail for life, fucking moron.
Labels: grrr, paris
Paris Hilton doesn't understand the law.
Not only has Paris Hilton's lawyer appealed against the decision to jail Paris for 45 days for violating her probation, but now Paris has urged fans to sign an online petition to keep her out of jail on her Myspace
'My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!
NLINE PETITION CREATED TO SUPPORT PARIS HILTON
To sign the FREE PARIS HILTON petition to
Governor Schwarzenegger that I have created...
please go here:
I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition.'
'Outraged by injustice'? Um..which part of a drunk driver who violated their probation and then showed up to court late being reprimanded is unjust?
This drives me crazy, I seriously hope that she doesn't succeed in wriggling out of her jail time. Paris Hilton needs to realise that she is not above the law and can't just do whatever the hell she wants.
Labels: grrr, pannoying, paris
An evening of celebrity fashion.
All the A-listers turned out for the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art Costume Institute Gala earlier this week, and of course all anyone cared about was what they were wearing. So without further ado lets get to it, here is a rundown of the celeb fashion in order of best to worst as judged by me:
Best dressed of the night has to go to Kate Bosworth, she just looks incredible, I really think she is one of the most beautiful actresses out there at the moment.
Jennifer Garner, wow, she always looks great:
Call me crazy but I think Mary Kate Olsen looks realy great, much much better than she has in the past, bit of an ostrich dress though:
Eva Mendes looked hot:
Gisele looked beautiful, not sure about the dress but its on Gisele so it gets my vote:
Jennifer Connelly looked good too:
Ellen Pompeo, not so sure about the dress, but she looks beautiful:
Cameron Diaz, at first I hated this but the clashing colours are actually growing on me, and she can pull it off:
Mischa Barton looked okay, nothing amazing:
Not just an evening for the ladies to dress up, Josh Hartnett looked quite dapper:
While Channing Tatum got it wrong and looked like a waxwork:
Lindsay Lohan, meh...
Ashley Olsen looked like she had just thrown her dress on after she had been shopping at Target:
Kate Moss, she just looks haggard, thats what drugs do kids:
Christina Ricci and Chris Evans, she looks a little creepy and he is just boring:
Parker Posey, as much as I love her just didn't quite get it:
Jennifer Lopez landed from space for the event, quite appropriate since she has allegedly converted to Scientology in secret:
Rose McGowan looked, well, elderly:
Jessica Simpson continued on the path of trying to look like a female impersonator:
Alicia Keys just looked way older, and more pregnant, than she is:
Liv Tyler, no, just no, the colours look terrible, she looks like a cross between Ronald Mcdonald and an 89 year old woman:
And the accolade of ultimate worst dressed goes to, surprise surprise, Kirsten Dunst, who looked like a flapper that had been dead since the 1920s and was dug up for the event. She was accompanied by Johnny Borrel who may well be the strangest looking man on earth, and cowboy boots with a tux? um...nooo:
Labels: fashion, hot hot hot, olsen, the lohan